No chance to test if it really is lucky

This morning there was a dreadful commotion in my living room. I put down my giant JD Sports mug (sorry tasteless I know) of tea to investigate and found a rook flying about manically, crashing into mirrors. It hid behind my country and western CDs but with the help of a broom handle I eventually coaxed it out and through the back door to freedom.



The poor bird had somehow made its way down the chimney (unlike Father Christmas last December). Fortunately there was no significant damage done, but upon closer investigation I found it had managed to sh*t on my copy of John Francome's autobiography 'Born Lucky', which I had happened to be re-reading the night before.



With virtually no racing this week - even the all-weather at Newcastle was called off today - I sadly have no chance to test if this will prove lucky for my punting as well.

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